By Candice
Sparrow fart starts, sandy bathtubs and long lost beach towels - we do it all for the love of surfers.
Being the significant other of a surfer is a not a job description just any bimbo can fill. Seriously, on paper it seems like a career path made in endless summer heaven but in all honesty, it’s just as crap as going out with a construction worker… ok maybe not that bad, maybe I am being a touch melodramatic, whatever.
Why the ungratefulness I hear you ask? It’s just that after 8 years of being the hot beach babe and 8 sizzling hot surfer boyfriends later, I’m still waiting for the beach house with the open plan kitchen over looking my local point break. I’m still waiting for that designated area specifically for boards, wet wetsuits, towels, wax combs and the like. And I’m still …
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By Candice
Whether it’s a snowboard, surfboard or skateboard, boards can rock your world in a way that the male species often can’t. Think of a happy place with no snoring, no late night drunken arguments or ex girlfriend crap… aaah bliss!
1. Boards don’t talk back.
Boards never argue never mind talk back. What you say goes and that’s the final answer.
2. Boards come with specific dimensions that don’t ‘increase’ horizontally with age.
The amazing thing about boards is that they suffer no mid life crisis, no winter bulge or lazy lifestyle. They stay within their dimensions through the good and the bad times.
3. Boards are happy to hang around quietly until you’re ready to use them.
No schedules, no compromises, no sulking. Boards perform when you want on your schedule and according to your routine. No questions asked.
4. Boards are ok with you having other …
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